Who is Beatrix Cottonpants?

Beatrix Cottonpants is
 
a. Someone’s fairy godmother. Not yours. 
 
b. A witch. And you know what we do with witches… 
 
c. Your (usually sometimes occasionally) friendly neighborhood storyteller. 
 
d. All of the above. 
 
Mythopoetical is a collection of fairy tales, folktales, and fables, twisted and mangled for your enjoyment by Beatrix Cottonpants. She tries to update a few times a week, but occasionally has to deal with pesky rabbits stealing carrots or eating her gingerbread house or something. 
 
Why Mythopoetical? 
Beatrix Cottonpants has to admit that mythopoetical is not technically a real word. Mythopoeic is, and something that is myhtopoeic has to do with the creation of myths. 
So take Mythopoeic + Poetic + Mythical =Mythopoetical.
 
 Contact
If ever you feel the need, you can contact her by taking that sketchy detour over the meadow and through the woods. Or, email her at beatrixcottonpants@gmail.com or just comment on the site.